The .5er Haiku Series
In honor of the .5er graduation in two weeks, I present…The .5er Haiku Series! Haiku I: The self-loathing .5er Where did it all go? Bye...
Posts by therib2014:
The Haunting Dread of Food Truck Smell
It’s just after sunset, and you’re en route to an evening class. Everyone around you scuttles to their warm homes in dusk’s amber glow in...
I Went To Paris And All I Got Was A Bunch of Second-Hand Crack
It seems safe to assume that most people on this campus (both men and women) have at one point fantasized about going to Paris. Literature,...
What the Internet Thinks Women Want
Back in 1991 when they invented the Internet (whoever “they” is), they claimed it was going to change the world, provide us with knowledge at...
What Your Dorm Room Says About You
Whether it’s for a Friday night hookup or a Monday afternoon study session, you’re eventually going to stumble into the dorm room of a new acquaintance....
Why Working In Customer Service Makes You A Better Person
After months of stalking Providence’s craigslist page, I finally managed to swoop in and score a job at Blue State Coffee. This is good news...
Tales of a Geriatric Co-ed
Fall is in full-swing. The leaves have turned and are slowly but surely making their transition from beautiful Providence scenery into rain-slicked death traps. Quelle...
We’re All Going to Die
I am a hypochondriac. I analyze every sneeze, headache, and suspiciously dark mole until I have no choice but to lie in my bed, resign...
An Unfiltered Tour of Campus on Family Weekend
After almost two months of freedom missing my parents inconsolably, Family Weekend couldn’t have come sooner. I was so excited to see my parents, beg for...
The Maternal Instinct that Wasn’t
I recently attended a close relative’s wedding in Philadelphia. The ceremony was hipster-clad with string lights, bearded best men, and red wine-stained mason jars. It...