These Sites are Superfun(d): A Tourist’s Guide to America’s Most Toxic Destinations
by Cary Chapman Are you sick and tired of your beach vacation being so freakin’ pristine? Do travel slogans like “a glimpse of paradise” and...
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Now In Session: Support Group For Girls That Sucked At Youth Soccer
Thank you ladies so much for coming out today. It’s been some time since we quit our childhood soccer teams after taking two seasons to...
Hillary Clinton goes “unnoticed” in Ohio Chipotle
What do you get when you combine calculated cool with down-to-Earth simplicity? The chicken burrito bowl. And you gotta love how Hillary Clinton’s supposedly “incognito”...
What I Was Promised in the Future vs. What I Received
Was promised: Flying cars Received: People who won’t shut up about the drone they got for Christmas Was promised: Gourmet food at the touch...
Do Better Superman
Superman can do better. (video edited by Dana Schwartz)
Booze: A Breakdown of What We Drink
I’m just five short months from traveling abroad, where drinking ages remain in the teenage years and are minimally imposed. Shortly after my return, I’ll turn...
Trust Me; I’m an Actor
The traditional format of advertising (i.e. impossibly good-looking actors pretending to be happy because and only because they use Brand A toothpaste or eat Brand...
Music and the Mind
It’s Friday night and you and your beau decide to watch a movie. You both agree on something easy to watch, one of those commercially...
Proposed Google Doodles For 2015
After thoroughly investigating the Google doodle, I decided I could do a better job than the current Google doodlers. Here are five of my proposed...
Tequila Debunked
Last weekend, I decided to host a spring break-themed party for everyone who didn’t get to go to Cabo with James Franco dressed exclusively in...