The Not So Secret Agency: We’re Hiring!
by Emily Adams Do you consider yourself a strong-willed female with great hair and puckerable lips? Do you find yourself suppressing sexual tension with every...
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Whig Wishes: Swipe for America
by Emily Adams John Hancock’s recovered ‘Call to Arms’ for a facet of freedom previously unnoted in history: Exhaustion is the enemy. For building America...
Senior Survival Guide: Self-Care
by Crystal Kim Being a senior brings a bounty of wonderful things. You have an extra flounce in your step and a radiant glow that...
A Letter To My Future Children
by CJ Risman Looking at some of my younger cousins and their technology usage in recent weeks has given me preemptive anxiety about my future children,...
These Sites are Superfun(d): A Tourist’s Guide to America’s Most Toxic Destinations
by Cary Chapman Are you sick and tired of your beach vacation being so freakin’ pristine? Do travel slogans like “a glimpse of paradise” and...
Now In Session: Support Group For Girls That Sucked At Youth Soccer
Thank you ladies so much for coming out today. It’s been some time since we quit our childhood soccer teams after taking two seasons to...
Hillary Clinton goes “unnoticed” in Ohio Chipotle
What do you get when you combine calculated cool with down-to-Earth simplicity? The chicken burrito bowl. And you gotta love how Hillary Clinton’s supposedly “incognito”...
What I Was Promised in the Future vs. What I Received
Was promised: Flying cars Received: People who won’t shut up about the drone they got for Christmas Was promised: Gourmet food at the touch...
Do Better Superman
Superman can do better. (video edited by Dana Schwartz)
Booze: A Breakdown of What We Drink
I’m just five short months from traveling abroad, where drinking ages remain in the teenage years and are minimally imposed. Shortly after my return, I’ll turn...