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REI Launches New Encampment Line
Here at REI, we’ve been overjoyed to see so many young people expressing their love for errr…camping, which is why we’re thrilled to announce our...
Provost Says “Tents When Celebrating Weed Holiday Good, Tents When Protesting Genocide Bad”
In a new statement, the Brown University Provost decreed that pitching a tent on the Main Green to celebrate 4/20 is “dope” and “totally chill”,...
Screaming “He’s Got a Gun!” and Other Fun Things to Do in The Crowd at Spring Weekend
Just some quirky, fun girl-tivities for this Sunday.
Campus buzz: Hypothetically, if everyone found out you ordered a sex toy to the mailroom, WWYD?
Now every snail mail fan knows that you like to *ahem* “polish the pearl” and just how you like to do it.
It’s Time to Get Naked, It’s Time to Rally for a Clothing-Free Campus
The Clothing Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race, and Brown University is just one of countless institutions that perpetuates...
Brown Hires Pro-Life Bagpipe Troupe to Encourage Students to Keep Activism Efforts Local
When asked for comment, President Paxson admitted to having invited the crew to campus, saying that she thought they would serve as a powerful reminder...
BREAKING, Shit-spicions confirmed: Fox News reveals Poo-no statue an elaborate prank
Tucker Carlson has been playing the long game. Who could have predicted that a bronze shit-shaped commentary on what we put on pedestals is in...
UFB To Give Student Clubs 2 Cigarette Butts and Dead Fish In Lieu of Funding
Breaking: UFB enters its flop era!
Fuck Diet Culture, I’ll Eat Microplastics if I Want!
Microbiome filled with plastic, life’s fantastic!