The British Are Coming! Spectrum Britain to Open on Thayer Street
Watch out, Thayer Street! Spectrum Britain is the hottest new retail sensation specializing in British culture. If Spectrum India’s assortment of Tibetan singing bowls, Buddha...
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10 Things To Do In Your Boring Ass Town Over Winter Break That Aren’t Spiraling in Your Childhood Bedroom or Getting Mad At Your Mom For No Reason
All activities were tested by yours truly and are guaranteed super fun! I'm still gonna spiral in my childhood bedroom and get mad at my...
Things That Are Only Okay When I Do Them
I'm just special!
How to Politely Avoid Eye Contact With Your Friend Whose Eyes Are So Blue and Scary They Look AI-Generated
In a world of many terrors, few things are as unsettling as a person whose eyes are so blue and striking they seem to come...
10 Costumes So Politically Correct, Even Your Wokest Friends Will Be Impressed
Every year, white people never cease to amaze me with the offensiveness of their Halloween costumes. Like seriously, who raised you? Just remember: no dressing...
The Underground’s New Spooky Menu Features Warm Milk and Cobweb Latte
It turns out the recent BDH article about the Underground’s 10 health code violations was actually just a teaser for their new Halloween menu! The Warm Milk and...
Brown Outing Club Celebrates National Coming Out Day by Releasing List of Closeted Students
In an unconventional celebration of National Coming Out Day, the Brown Outing Club has released a list of closeted LGBTQ+ students. While this endeavor has...
Dear Free Inquiry at Brown, Please Bring My Problematic Faves to Campus
I do not condone any of the harmful statements and actions by those mentioned in this article.