The Definitive Holiday Gift List
As the holiday season rolls around, the people of this nation find themselves in a panic over what to buy for their loved ones. Teenagers especially have...
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Confessions of a Barista
As Thanksgiving (and more importantly, the holiday season) swiftly approaches and the days grow shorter and colder, every Starbucks in the nation is beginning to...
The Instagram Friendship Spectrum
Ah, Instagram. The window to the soul. The photographer’s playground. A chance to prove to your followers that you are the artsiest of them all....
The Communication Gap
Parents. Can’t live with ‘em, certainly cannot live without ‘em. Where would I be without my mom reminding me to put pants on? Without my...
The Teammates Who No One Can Stand
In high school, I didn’t play a single sport. But at the start of my first year of college, I decided to grace Brown University and...
What are Women Really Thinking?
Guys, you may think you understand women, but you don’t. Don’t fool yourself. The truth is, you really have no idea. We’re complicated, cryptic creatures....
Chris Brown’s “Don’t Judge Me” and Why We’re Judging Him
Today, while “preparing” for one of my many impending exams, I stumbled across a Youtube link to Chris Brown’s 2012 single, “Don’t Judge Me.” Needless...
A Ranking of This Year’s Booty Anthems
Let’s face it, it’s been a tough year. While it still has a few months to go, 2014 has already had its share of drama....
The Never-Mentioned Pros of Long Distance
It’s an all-too-common scene. Innocent girl discloses her relationship status to a friend – “Yeah, we’re doing the long distance thing” – and immediately gets...
Getting your Boyfriend to Accept that Girls Poop Too: A 3-Step Program
All right, everyone, the year is 2014 so I think it’s time. The era of shit shame must come to a close. It may be hard,...