Chris Christie’s Greatest Hits Posted on February 19, 2016September 29, 2016 by Sarah Master Let’s take a political poll of sorts. Please raise your hand if you’re a fan of Chris Christie. Okay. Now put your hand down if...
To Math or Not to Math? And Other Shopping Dilemmas Posted on January 27, 2016October 2, 2016 by Sarah Master I have something embarrassing to say, so I’m just going to come right out with it. I love shopping for courses. At Brown, I...
Realistic Horoscopes Posted on January 20, 2016October 2, 2016 by Sarah Master Aquarius – Remember the guy who made fun of you in middle school? Well let me tell you Aquarius, you are in luck. This month,...
Really?!? With The Rib Posted on October 16, 2015October 2, 2016 by Sarah Master People are so stupid. So unbelievably dumb. Sometimes I wish I could move into a cave in the middle of nowhere and tune out all...
The Ultimate Fall Reading List Posted on September 9, 2015October 2, 2016 by Sarah Master As summer comes to a close, and a new semester starts weaseling into our lives, our summer flings aren’t the only things left without closure....
Waka Flocka Flame is Running for President Posted on April 22, 2015October 13, 2016 by Sarah Master No, you didn’t read that wrong. The one, the only, the future savior of our nation, and the Spring Weekend ’15 breakout star Waka Flocka...
Stop Looking at Me Posted on April 15, 2015October 13, 2016 by Sarah Master What is it about eye contact that makes me so uncomfortable? I suppose it’s a lot of things, but to name just a few: my...
A Letter to the Boy Who Dumped My Friend Posted on February 25, 2015October 13, 2016 by Sarah Master by Sarah Master To the boy who broke up with my best friend – Hey dude! It’s been a while! How’s school? Do you have...
Ladies Answer: “How do you feel about your boobs?” Posted on February 18, 2015May 9, 2016 by Sarah Master Over winter break I set sail on a maiden voyage that changed my life as I knew it. I went to my first real bra...
The 7 Best Date Spots for this Valentine’s Day Posted on February 11, 2015May 9, 2016 by Sarah Master I never understood the mass aversion to Valentine’s Day. It’s a full day dedicated only to your loved-ones (romantic or not), the color red, and...