I Listened To All These Things Backwards and Here’s What I Heard
As everyone knows, rock ‘n’ roll is the devil’s music and many rock ‘n’ rollers have relayed satanic messages through backmasking, a recording technique in...
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Keeney Gym: An Exposé
Last year, I came to the conclusion that Keeney Gym is a nexus for strange happenings after witnessing two bizarre events there. These stories could...
7 Things To Do At Brown in the Spring – Comic
Images via Sarah Clapp.
Dorm Hunters: Brown University Edition
Narrator: (sounds a lot like Christina Paxson) Prospective roommates Katelyn and Caitlin are looking to share a room during sophomore year. With high expectations and...
Confessions of a (Degrassi) Fan Fiction Writer
My middle school diary—polka dotted, protected by a lock and hidden somewhere in my room—is one of my most cherished keepsakes. Through it, I can...
Dear Weird Al Yankovic: Please Be My Benefactor!
Dear Weird Al Yankovic, A few months ago, I published the following tweet: It may seem like a joke, but I am 100% serious about...
Rib Classic Movies Presents: Sarah Clapp & the Summer of 2009
This week on Rib Classic Movies, we tell the story of young actress Sarah Clapp, who, at the tender age of twelve, took the film...
A List of Very Specific Brown Bears Admirers Submissions Clearly About Me
To the girl singing “Bennie and the Jets” in the Perkins ground floor shower like an Elton John impersonator who has had too much to...
If I Were The Bachelorette
It is a truth universally acknowledged that every year one man and one woman must sacrifice themselves to satiate the network gods at ABC by becoming...
7 Ways to Celebrate Galentine’s Day – Comic
Images via Sarah Clapp.