10 Signs You’re the Fred of Your Gang
1. You are a teenaged Caucasian male with blond hair, a white sweater, blue pants and a trademark orange ascot. If you’re a white guy age...
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Things That Go Bump In The Night – Comic
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Things To Post On Facebook To Get Your Crush To Poke You Back After 8 Years
It’s been 8 years since you poked your 8th grade crush and you’ve been waiting patiently for him to respond to your flirtation. Since he obviously...
My Favorite Bed Time Stories Are Serial Killer Case Files
Every night, before bed, I brush my teeth with gingivitis toothpaste and watch videos about serial killers. It’s a great routine. I prevent my gums...
Rules for Brown 2021 Because I’m Your Mom Now
Welcome to Brown, Class of 2021. By now, you’ve probably slurped vodka from a ladle on the roof of Metcalf, slept through your 3 P.M.,...
My Application for “Married at First Sight”
Married at First Sight is a reality show masquerading as a “””social experiment””” to conceal the undeniable fact that is crazy, nutso, and overall, bonkers. A...
What’s In My Bag During Shopping Period? – Comic
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The Ethics of Magic in Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Sabrina the Teenage Witch is the best television show in the history of motion pictures, the moving image, and humankind. It’s the best show because...