WHAT! WHY? Colin Jost is…ENGAGED? Posted on May 20, 2019May 20, 2019 by Sarah Clapp The Rib has a reporter dedicated exclusively to covering the Colin Jost Beat and she does NOT know how to feel about the SNL star’s...
I Am Colin Jost and This Is My Smirk Posted on April 5, 2019April 5, 2019 by Sarah Clapp Whenever I pause in between Weekend Update bits to smile knowingly at the camera, I am usually thinking about myself, or Lorne Michaels, or myself...
QUIZ: Why Did You Leave Your JUMP Bike in the Middle of the Sidewalk? Posted on February 27, 2019February 27, 2019 by Sarah Clapp Number 1, who do you think you are, and Number 2, why would you do this to me?
Daily Itinerary of Johnny, the Announcer on Jeopardy! Posted on January 24, 2019February 8, 2019 by Sarah Clapp 5:00 A.M: Wake up and gargle, vigorously. I have to make sure my tongue, teeth and uvula are ready to do their job, which is...
Marry Me Mas! Posted on December 23, 2018December 23, 2018 by Sarah Clapp The Rib Cast debuts with “MARRY ME MAS!” the holiday rom com of your nightmares! What happens when a lonely Christmas-obsessed artisan decides she wants...
4 Things You Missed in A Charlie Brown Christmas Since You Were Breaking Up With Your High School Boyfriend Every Time You’ve Watched It Posted on December 15, 2018December 14, 2018 by Sarah Clapp Christmastime is here and so is your annual break-up with your high school boyfriend, Mark. Ever since sophomore year, you and Mark have shared the...
Hold Up! Saturdays? Are For The…BOYS? Posted on November 1, 2018 by Sarah Clapp What the heck? I always thought that Saturdays were a time of relaxation, a time to escape the dreariness of the work week, a time...
My “Chopped” Application Posted on October 9, 2018October 9, 2018 by Sarah Clapp Images via Sarah Clapp. “Chopped” via “Chopped.”
I Am The Female Singer On An EDM Track. This Is My Story. Posted on April 18, 2018 by Sarah Clapp It wasn’t supposed to be like this. When I quit my job at the animal control center in my small hometown in Ohio to move...