Broken Door Handle: A Tragic Tale
Typical dorm bathrooms are gross. They’re ridden with hair clumps and vomit-residue and there’s always the faint, nauseating smell of someone’s post-Chipotle shit. But thanks to the work...
Posts by santonioublog:
How Does One ‘Art?’
The relatively artsy, hipster, crunchy granola culture of Brown creates a desire for art classes so large that there has to be a lottery for...
American Horror Story: Running
There’s something that we all love in theory, yet hate in application. We appreciate what it can create, and dislike what its absence generates. We...
Death to Spongebob, Birth of Sadness
Unless you live under a rock, you must have heard about the crisis of the century: SpongeBob is set for cancellation. When I received the...
Campus Tour Anxiety
It’s 2:00 p.m. I’ve finished all of my classes, I’ve grabbed a smoothie (with greens in it, because I’m ~healthy~), and I’ve plopped onto the...
Empty-Nester Syndrome
As the age old adage goes, it’s hard to be the one left behind when someone else goes off to new and better things. I...