The Hunt: Life Off Meal Plan
I used to live a blissful life. Every day, food was gifted to me without a second thought, like the sacrifices made to the Greek...
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My Life As The Sidekick Archetype
We’d all like to imagine that we’re the protagonist of our own life story, the misunderstood complex hero on our tumultuous journey, the daring lead...
The Final Frontier: College Internships
Captain’s Log 0001: A New Journey It is 11:43 pm. I have arrived at the location of my summer internship: Amherst, Massachusetts. Population: 37,000. The streets...
“Dating” Advice From Mommy Dearest
Living as a hopelessly romantic, single lady for nineteen years, I’ve definitely dabbled in various areas in the dating app world. Buuuut something I always struggle with is...
How to Be Gwyneth Paltrow: College Student Edition
by Nicole Martinez Are you a rich, famous, pretentious, attractive individual? Of course you’re not! You’re a bloated college student whose diet consists of Jo’s mozzy sticks,...
Some Sad Couplets from the Apple in my Fridge.
What I thought would be a regular ol’ Tuesday afternoon, filled with inappropriately timed naps and scheduled mental breakdowns, was sent for a whirl when...
I Lived With A Plastic Knife On My Floor For A Week And This Is What happened
I somehow ended up, through some unexplained blessing from the universe, scoring a single in the housing lottery last year despite entering solo. I’ve enjoyed living, sleeping,...
Think Bee: The Cross Pollination of the Bee Movie into the American Conscious
I’m sure most of you are painfully aware of Bee Movie and its rise into meme stardom since its release in theaters. If you are unfamiliar with...
Greetings from Your Friendly Neighboring Universe
As science would have it, all of us- you, me, Denzel Washington- reside on this big rock we call Earth that is floating in space,...
JLaw’s Fall From Grace
by Nicole Martinez The best days of people’s lives are usually their wedding, when their children are born, the days they get their tax return money, and...