Valentine’s Day: A Post-Mortem Posted on February 15, 2023February 15, 2023 by Mia Lane Unpacking everyone’s favourite holiday – the good, the bad, and the ugly (boyfriends of stunning girls)
Girl Who Sold Clothes on Main Green Once Now Considering Economics Major Posted on November 14, 2022November 14, 2022 by Mia Lane She just understands business.
Turns Out ‘Jam Session’ is Just Mediocre Men Playing Guitar Posted on October 12, 2022October 12, 2022 by Mia Lane Rats!
I’m At a Payphone…Trying to Understand What Adam Levine Was Thinking Posted on September 22, 2022September 22, 2022 by Mia Lane Songs about Jane...wait no Sumner – no fuck Behati. Yeah, that’s it
My Application to be Provost of Brown University Posted on September 14, 2022September 14, 2022 by Mia Lane Read this and weep, Rick.
Boring People to Death With Spring Break Chatter? Here Are 5 Other Things to Talk About Instead! Posted on April 7, 2022April 7, 2022 by Mia Lane No one wants to hear about my trip to Puerto Rico - now what?
Brown Theatre is Back: Here’s How to Prepare Posted on March 7, 2022March 7, 2022 by Mia Lane It may be free to see but it is NOT free to produce
How To Fill Your Silly Little Day After You’ve Done the Wordle Posted on February 7, 2022February 7, 2022 by Mia Lane This one-and-done sitch is already the best thing to happen in 2022.
Advice for the Class of 2026 from an Old, Learned Hag Posted on December 2, 2021October 20, 2022 by Mia Lane Crying and throwing up that 2026 is an actual year on the horizon.
How to Get Into a Frat Party Without Naming Five Brothers Posted on November 22, 2021November 22, 2021 by Mia Lane If Ben, Jake, Connor, Jack, and Josh fail, don’t worry! We’ve got you covered.