A Piercing Question
“You will never be successful in the professional world.” Yup, you guessed it, those are the words of my father after I told him I...
Posts by kristinadegarbanzobean:
Poems to Public Eaters: Pt. 1
To Two Apple Girl in the library: I nap no more. Your sounds disturb me so Deeply. Silence Then teeth puncture eager flesh, a moment...
An Evening in With Kim Jong Un
Last Friday, I made a choice. A conscious choice? No. But a choice nonetheless, and one that turned out to be the best I’d...
Bringin’ Bitchin’ Back
bitchin’ [bit-chin] adj. Not just great, but bad-ass fine. –The Zootramp of Urban Dictionary I have noticed a pattern on this campus – nay, across...
The Ratty Crush
It is a universally acknowledged truth that any Brown gal of childbearing age must be in possession of a Ratty Crush. You know that...
First Year First Aid
Damn! I stubbed my toe. This is an example of the type of frivolous rookie medical issue this article will not be discussing. This is...