“The Golden Bachelor” Causes Spike in Crushes on Ancient Professors Posted on October 22, 2023 by Kaitlyn Lucas He's sexy AND old!
Things To Do Before Pursuing A Career as Yet Another College DJ Posted on April 24, 2023April 24, 2023 by Kaitlyn Lucas There are just so many other things to do, have you tried crocheting?
Severely Judging You Based on Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie Posted on March 15, 2023March 15, 2023 by Kaitlyn Lucas ever wonder what type of person you are based on your favorite girl scout cookie? no? too bad i'm telling you anyways!!
It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Spotify Isn’t Tracking My Music! Posted on December 9, 2022December 9, 2022 by Kaitlyn Lucas Do you get unreasonably stressed about your Spotify Wrapped every year? Me too...but for the one glorious month of December, we are free from its...
BREAKING: The Scariest Thing This Halloween Is How Little You’ve Accomplished This Semester! Posted on October 28, 2022October 28, 2022 by Kaitlyn Lucas Just when you think you have time to turn things around, Halloween coming up signifies the half way point of the semester! And you've accomplished...
My Super Unique, Off-The-Grid, Mysterious, Indie, Cool Girl Social Media Cleanse Posted on September 28, 2022September 28, 2022 by Kaitlyn Lucas A riveting retelling of my activities while being (mostly) off social media this summer (spoiler: super productive and inspiring)!
An Investigative Analysis Of What’s In The Ratty Tempeh Posted on May 3, 2022May 3, 2022 by Kaitlyn Lucas You asked for intense, informative journalism about meatless dining hall options, we answered.
How to Manipulate a Male Manipulator Posted on February 27, 2022February 27, 2022 by Kaitlyn Lucas The ultimate form of feminism is becoming a manipulator of male manipulators.