5 Ways To Know For Sure If Martha Stewart Has Possessed Your White Suburban Mom
Have you ever been struck with the sudden and debilitating concern that Martha Stewart, the godmother of lifestyle queens, may have hijacked your mother's soul...
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Ask The Rib: Help! Every Time I Sit On A Couch I Start Talking About That Traumatic Incident From Third Grade
"It wasn’t until I realized that there was not a single stock image of a flower on the wall that I finally remembered I was...
Male Feminist Smoking On The Front Steps Of The Rock Wants You To Know He Started Reading Marx In Sixth Grade, Not Seventh, You Forgetful Little Slut
Can you believe he was a mere twelve years old when he grasped the nuances of the M-C-M, or money-capital-money, theory? Wow! Some say this...