A Recipe for the Perfect Millennial Woman
Here’s how you make her. It shouldn’t be too hard – the ingredients aren’t particularly hard to come by. 3/4 of a share in an eco-friendly...
Posts by hannahpasternak:
How Your Ex Never Leaves You
I’ve always believed that I would know I was over someone when he stopped crossing my mind every day. I have found, through diligent research, that this is...
This Is What Happens When You Decide to Wax Your Armpits
There have been many moments in which it begins to haunt you. You Nair them an hour and a half before your Bat Mitzvah...
An Everyday Yiddish Dictionary for People of All Faiths, from a Nice Jewish Girl
The other night, a guy approached me to do the things guys do to girls at bars. You know what the second line out of...