Re: Troubleshooting your Rudy
We pride ourselves on creating hapless flunkies who do the bidding of an idiotic despot, and we are sorry to hear that this Rudy has...
Posts by gemmaryu22:
The Birds and the Bees? Try Moses and the Reeds
Another attempt to deconstruct the weird things my parents told me as a kid. This time, instead of a dog, I'm Moses.
What to Get Your Secret Santa Based on Vague Indications of What They Said That One Time You Talked
Even Santa needs a list.
Diary of a Dinosaur During The Extinction
I tried to convince a local group of pterosaurs of the danger but they denied it straight to my face, saying that "the ash cloud...
My Experience as a Spelling Dog in 5th Grade
In preparation for the spelling bee, my mom acted like I was a dog. Let me explain.
When I Entered The Rock, I Turned Into Nicholas Cage Searching for the Declaration of Independence
My crazy adventure living life as Nicolas Cage in search of treasure.
The Only Person Who Can Help Me Through My Thayer-Induced Grief is Michael Scott
Exploring the illogical economics governing Thayer and the six stages of grief as described by Michael Scott.
The Types of People You Meet in an 8:30AM Class
A field guide. Pictures not included.