BREAKING: Leaked Texts Show Royal Family Group Chat WENT OFF During Oprah Interview Posted on March 24, 2021March 24, 2021 by Gabby Bianco WeRe YoU SiLeNT oR WeRe yOu SiLenCEd
Great News!: Moderna Vaccinations to Come with Free Ticket to Dollywood Posted on December 8, 2020December 8, 2020 by Gabby Bianco "I don't know what I'm more excited about, not having to constantly worry about my loved ones' lives being at risk, or getting to ride...
Quiz: Presidential Campaign Email or Relative Asking For Money? Posted on November 3, 2020November 3, 2020 by Gabby Bianco Vote and volunteer today guys.
Diary of Robert Pattinson’s Dialect Coach Posted on October 9, 2020October 9, 2020 by Gabby Bianco Robert's film comes out on Netflix tomorrow! Can't wait to hear his French!
New CDC Guidelines Instruct Hand-Washing to Tune of Bob Dylan’s “Murder Most Foul” Posted on April 7, 2020April 7, 2020 by Gabby Bianco If it's a good idea for people to wash their hands for twenty seconds, it's probably an even better idea for them to wash them...
My Only Chance at Finding True Love Is in My Next Life Posted on March 3, 2020March 3, 2020 by Gabby Bianco RIP Eurydice but I'm different.
I wanna thank the Academy, I guess? Posted on February 26, 2020February 26, 2020 by Gabby Bianco Yep, this is exactly what we asked for.
Parents! Check your kids’ candy wrappers! Posted on November 1, 2019November 1, 2019 by Gabby Bianco Gone are the days of simple razor blades. Stay vigilant grownups.
Club Penguin-gate Posted on October 25, 2019October 25, 2019 by Gabby Bianco I figured I would start small with words that my four year old brother says and would level up from there. And so, my montage...
Who Will Text Me When the 2020 Election is Over? Posted on October 16, 2019October 16, 2019 by Gabby Bianco I didn't realize just how committed these candidates were to reaching out to voters and (more importantly) reaching fundraising goals. But now the texts are...