Some Thoughts On That Article About Chipotle Calories
The New York Times recently published an article detailing the significant amount of calories many of us inadvertently consume when eating at the only fast...
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I’m A Fair-Weather Patriots Fan And Life Is Great Right Now
In this Sunday’s Super Bowl XLIX, the New England Patriots will go head to head with the Seattle Seahawks. These teams are apparently a formidable...
Recipe: Holiday Cookies For People Still Figuring Stuff Out
Time: 15 minutes to prep, 10 minutes to cook, 5 more years to get your life together Serves: Whoever gets to them first Ingredients: 2...
Gilmore Girls Reviews From Someone Who’s Never Watched Gilmore Girls
Introduction: Everyone really likes Gilmore Girls, but I was too busy spending my childhood eating Dunkaroos and watching Spongebob to care about real people doing...
I Hate How Much I Love Starbucks’ Holiday Cups
Ten months out of twelve, you’ll find me getting my caffeine fix at independent coffee joints — you know, the ones named after animals or...
A Rant From The Guy Without A Culturally Relevant Halloween Costume
Speaking as someone whose self-worth is solely determined by my ability to impress others with a witty and timely Halloween costume, October 31, 2014 is...
Everyone Still Plays Neopets (They’re Lying Otherwise)
Remember last week when your friend reminisced on the nostalgic splendor of Neopets? “Oh man, I was on Neopets nonstop back in elementary school. Good...
Revisiting 2000s Angsty Song Lyrics
Blink-182 – “I Miss You” We can live like Jack and Sally if you want Where you can always find me And we’ll have Halloween...
An Open Letter From The Neglected Apple
Dear Pumpkin-Praising Public, You betrayed me. I once sat on the throne of spiced autumnal confections, and now it seems I have been relegated to...
What Women Want: More Accurate Jeopardy! Answers
This past Monday, beloved dinnertime game show Jeopardy! included a category entitled “What Women Want.” Rather than address legitimate necessities, however, it emphasized our fragile...