S-train-ger Danger
Last week, I headed to the train station for the commute home only to discover that my train was delayed. Naively assuming that this meant...
Posts by elizabethpur:
Sorry Team: An Apology for Slacking on the Group Project
Dear group/team/homies, I’d like to offer my sincerest apology for being such a shitty group member. There was a project that needed to be completed,...
Welcome to RattyLand
Who can take a sunrise Sprinkle it with dew Cover it in chocolate And a miracle or two? The RattyLand can! Or it can at...
Parents In the Passenger Seat
To quote my mother: “Teaching a child to drive is more stressful than childbirth.” Gee thanks, mom! Maybe she’s right, and having to teach someone...
Everything For Dummies
Before there was Siri, there were the “For Dummies” books. And they have clearly been wildly successful, because why else would there be so many...
Product Reviews: Let’s Wine About It
It’s not your average citizen who contributes to the review section on Amazon. They are enigmas, from another dimension, with endless free time and perplexing...
Staying Forever Young
It’s common knowledge that growing up is kind of the worst. It’s a world full of responsibility, stress, caffeine headaches, and “business casual” attire. Plus,...
Not Just Beyoncé, But Bey-twicé
So the Super Bowl just happened. A ball was thrown, some large men were tackled, and the Broncos emerged victorious. But let’s be honest: how...
Kitchen Nightmares
Winter break: No classes and no homework. The perfect time to sleep, watch terrible television, and eat delicious home cooked meals. This break, I decided...
Adele, It’s Me
The new Adele album came out last week, and basically the entire world lost its collective mind. Our hero, known for her songs about love...