We’ve Grown Up and So Has Our Sibling Rivalry
I’m a younger sibling, and I won’t deny that there are luxuries that come with being the second child. Parents are way more chill about...
Posts by elizabethpur:
Finding “The One” In College
I came into college with all sorts of grand ideas about what it would be like: the cool people I’d meet, the interesting classes I’d...
Ask Me Why I’m Drinking: Family Reunion Edition
I come from a big family and religiously attend our annual family reunion every fall. Some people do their worshiping in church, I do mine...
The Mill-Oedipal Complex
If there are two things I’ve learned in this life, it’s that 1) drinking more water solves all of life’s problems and 2) talking about...
Faking It: My Pop Culture Knowledge Is a Lie
At the risk of permanently destroying my carefully manicured image, I would like to make a confession: I am guilty of making pop culture references...
Mismatched Socks
A couple of months ago, my uncle reminded me of a piece of advice he once gave to me: “If you act crazy enough, no one...
The Birds and the Bee-ing Funny
There comes a time in a girl’s life when she’ll begin to notice some changes. For some people, it might happen in elementary school. For...
Give Us Back Our OG Emojis
I’m not enough of an Apple geek to freak out over every new iPhone, and I’m usually several months behind on my iOS updates because...
What’s the Mom-nosis, Doc?
(co-written by Stephanie Purington) College is a wonderful time,when young people begin to spread their wings and enjoy the freedoms of adulthood. (Maybe this a...
Have We Met Before?
Last week I met someone for what felt like the seven-thousandth time. In reality, it was only the fourth or fifth time, which is still enough...