Snow, Or Not
Due to recent weather conditions, I’ve spent a lot of time sitting around, reflecting on stuff. One thing in particular has been on my mind–my failed...
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Pressing Questions
As an “adult,” I spend my time wondering about really important stuff. Here are some of my most pressing questions: 1. What goes on in...
Do Us All a Favor and Let It Go
No, I’m really not. This post has been brewing for a long time, but today, when I woke up to “Let it Go” blaring out...
Expensive Ice Cubes for your Overpriced Drink!
Earlier this week, I stumbled across an NPR article bearing the horrifying title “Can Hand-Cut, Artisanal Ice Make Your Cocktail That Much Better?” I had to...
Thanks for the non-compliment!
One of the most frequent compliments I receive is not actually a compliment at all. I get it in floods during my first few weeks...
Brewing is the New Baking
It’s fall, and everyone wants to bake stuff. I can’t complain about the constant stream of cookies and pies, but I also think there’s something...
Stealing Stuff
Everyone steals stuff. Stealing has an unwarranted negative stigma these days, largely because people conflate “stealing” with “shoplifting.” In reality, forms of stealing that do...
Interpreting Font Names
In every student’s life, there comes a time when she realizes Arial or Times New Roman just won’t cut it. This moment is a marker...
The Detachable Penis
After an endless week, I had finally made it to the weekend. I staggered to my room, collapsed into a chair, and dumped the contents...
Thinking About Sex on the Treadmill
I do almost all of my thinking while running. Sometimes I brood, and sometimes I think deep thoughts. But if we’re being honest, I spend...