List of “Flagged” Words Grows to Include “Emilia Perez” and “Empathy” Among Others
In a report reviewed by The Rib, the infamous list appears to be growing with the terms “Green”, “Peer-Reviewed”, and “Twink” joining the ranks.
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In New Budgeting Process, UFB Asks Club Leaders for Birth Certificate, Date of First Kiss, Cost of Third-Grade Math Textbook, and Was the Kiss Good, and Did They Use Tongue.
In order to obtain the necessary funding, student leaders are required to disclose both their club’s financial activity dating back three years, as well as...
Student Feeling Up Fruit in Andrews Like It’s Farmers Market
“It was incredibly intimate in a way that made me deeply uncomfortable, but also strangely sad.” One witness lamented, “She was never going to find...
Reality Check! Throw Those Bananas Away!
Are you afraid?
A Letter from ResLife
Our semester-long course in Counting Beds in Rooms only prepared us to deal with numbers below 1400. Oopsie!
The Rib’s Official Statement on SAO Funding Changes
Dontchya know! Women can't touch money!!
New Baby in Town? Here’s How to Get Your Throne Back
She can only say one word but the family is abuzz. “The future! This is our future!” they cry. Lord help us.
How George W. Bush is Helping Me Through My Breakup
Getting dumped is never fun- but don’t misunderestimate the power of a wise, eloquent, Yale-graduate role model!
Society If Michael Barbaro Didn’t Host ‘The Daily’
Michael, you sound like what sticking your head in a wasps' nest feels like
The Four Stages of Being Told You Look Like John Oliver
You will wake up the next morning and look in the mirror, and you will think you look pretty. Then you will remember– no. You...