What is Abortion? Posted on April 8, 2019April 8, 2019 by Elisheva Goldberg What is abortion and what does it mean? Where does it come from? How do you spell it? Could you use it in a sentence?
I’m Smart, Pretty And Funny, But He… Has A Prominent Jawline? Posted on March 11, 2019March 11, 2019 by Elisheva Goldberg Yes, his personality is essentially "inherited wealth makes me a free spirit," but how can you expect me, a feminist, to resist a chin that...
Hi, Nice To Meet You, I’m The Jew Who’s Controlling The Pope Posted on December 14, 2018December 14, 2018 by Elisheva Goldberg You may be offended, but I think I deserve a little recognition for working so hard. After all, it really is thanks to me that...
I Love Brown So Much That I’m Having An Affair With An Actual Bear Posted on December 3, 2018 by Elisheva Goldberg If I had to describe myself in one word it would definitely be “hardcore.” I have never half-assed anything. That’s how I ended up having...
How To Organize Your Facebook To Make It Seem Like You’re A Political Activist When Really All You Wanna Do Is Get Shwasted And Text Trey Posted on November 27, 2018 by Elisheva Goldberg In an age where social media reigns supreme, self-portrayal is everything. What you post is who you are, and it’s important people know that who you are is...
If Halloween Is Officially Over, Will I Still Get #Ghosted? Posted on November 8, 2018November 8, 2018 by Elisheva Goldberg Let’s face it: at some point or another, we ladies have been or will be #ghosted. If you’re not familiar with this trend, Urban Dictionary...
Every Time I Fall In Love with Someone, He Turns Out to be a Midsize Sedan Posted on October 30, 2018 by Elisheva Goldberg We all know dating can be hard; finding the perfect man is a daunting task. It’s happened to all of us–he doesn’t look like his profile...
Dating Advice for Quirky Girls Posted on October 17, 2018 by Elisheva Goldberg For a lover on demand, apps like Tinder, Bumble, and JSwipe are there for you. Any kind of lover you’re looking for, you can find...