Ways to Celebrate International Women’s Day Other Than Saying “Oh, That’s Today?” Posted on March 8, 2021March 8, 2021 by Elisheva Goldberg It’s okay to forget, but global celebration is required in order to eradicate misogyny.
This Valentine’s Day I’d Like Dinner and a Kiss and Haha So Like What Are We Though??? Posted on February 12, 2021February 12, 2021 by Elisheva Goldberg I’m really not asking for anything over-the-top or complicated! But also like, it’s our third date and Valentine’s Day so I guess what I’m trying...
Aw! Chivalry Isn’t Dead: This Guy “Definitely Wants To Make Out Haha” Posted on October 18, 2020October 18, 2020 by Elisheva Goldberg “I guess I knew that oil was king, but because no one ever actually told me I’ve sort of always been wondering who king was......
Humanitarian SHEro! Minimizing Human Suffering by Daydreaming About Eating at Local Restaurant Again Posted on April 27, 2020April 27, 2020 by Elisheva Goldberg Dreaming of the end of coronavirus and NOT about what I can do to help get there 😘
I’m Not A Bitch, I’m Just A Francophile Posted on February 19, 2020February 19, 2020 by Elisheva Goldberg People hate me, but why? All I do is love France ! Is that such a «crime» ?
Ho Ho Ho I Am Santa And This Time It’s Not About You Posted on December 24, 2019 by Elisheva Goldberg Mrs. Claus is unhappy now that I start Christmas travelling. It has taken a toll on our marriage and our sex life. You cannot spell...
I’m Writing This Article Because I Want To, Not Because It’s A Distraction From My Anxiety Posted on November 22, 2019November 22, 2019 by Elisheva Goldberg Do I have anxiety? Yes, maybe. Do I care? Usually, but not right now!
‘Twas The Night Before My Birthday Posted on November 3, 2019November 3, 2019 by Elisheva Goldberg In a way, we're all captive on the carousel of time. In another way, November 4th is my birthday and give me attention.
Hey Guys Wanna Hang Out??? Posted on October 24, 2019October 24, 2019 by Elisheva Goldberg Please respond!
I Went On A Quest To Find My Virginity But The Real Virginity Was Inside Me All Along Posted on October 6, 2019October 6, 2019 by Elisheva Goldberg One day, I woke up with an unidentifiably strange feeling within me. Suddenly, I realized what it was– I was missing my virginity! I was...