If Zendaya is Meechee, Who Am I?
It’s a tale as old as time: Zendaya is Meechee, Lebron James is Gwangi. Dannnny Devito is Dooorgle! Common is Stonekeeper, Zendaya is Meechee. GIIInA...
Posts by danaschneider:
Here’s What Character from Chicken Little You Are Based on Your Preferred Blue Room Muffin
For those with less free-time and more self-respect than I, Chicken Little is a 2005 animated film about an anxious little chicken, Ace “Chicken Little”...
One Long Boi (Me) Versus The World (The World)
A candid shot of me taken recently revealed the reality of my body: my spine looks like a tree branch caught in 35 mph winds...
20 Convenient Places to Put Your Anger When a Man Tells You to Calm Down
Ah. The tranquil things in life. A warm bubble bath, a soft blanket, a quiet morning accompanied by coffee and crossword. And oh yes, how...
The Name’s Statty…Statty Daddy.
Fellas, just when you thought that your ladies were safe because Jacob Sartorius is off the market, there’s a new babe magnet in town (*Camera...
Hot Takes on Love and Juice from My Fever Dream
Listen up, world. It’s Dana here, your girl. Long time, no see—and by “long time” I mean approximately the last 24 hours and by “no...
Rib Comic: Winter in Providence
Image via Dana Schneider.
Laptop Stickers: The Collegiate Iteration of Croc Jibbitz
Walk into any college classroom or study space and you will find students basking in the glow of their Macbooks like fat cats lying in...
An Etymological Study of “A Hoot and a Half”
“You’re a hoot and a half!” I exclaim after one of my peers delights me with a witticism or an amusing tale of woe. “Come...
My Top Three Strategic Power Cries
In one of the most dramatic and poignant moments in cinematic history, Helen Thermopolis tells her recently known-as-royalty daughter Mia “My mom always told me...