Better Senior Superlative Categories
by Dana Schwartz After four years at Brown University, the college with the philosophy that demands students cast off one-track academic focus in favor of a...
Posts by danajschwartz:
Why “Beauty and the Beast” Depresses Me
On the surface, I should really relate to Beauty and the Beast – it’s about a plucky brunette who likes to read, and the moral...
What I Learned From Taylor Swift’s New Album
Unless you’ve been under a rock, or unless your taste in music is just so, so much cooler than mine, then you know that on...
My Pet Peeves
A ranking of my pet peeves, on a scale from “eh, I guess I can deal with this,” to “UGH SOMEONE GET ME SOME SOOTHING...
The Tim Curry Personality Test
Look at this man: Does he look familiar? Of course he does. That’s Tim Curry, English actor, and he’s been in approximately 6,1042 movies. In...
Why King Triton Is the Real Villain in “The Little Mermaid”
How long has it been since you’ve seen The Little Mermaid? If you don’t remember, it’s the heartwarming tale of a mermaid who gives up...
What Should Your Halloween Costume Be?
Pick a category: GROUP COSTUMES: FUNNY COSTUMES: SEXY COSTUMES:
Hello Kitty, Goodbye Logical World Order
A few weeks ago, the LA Times caused global outrage with information from Hello Kitty’s parent company Sanrino that Hello Kitty is not a kitty...
A Feminist Review of “Star Wars”
I like Star Wars. I’ve marathoned all six movies and considered dressing up as Leia for Halloween before I realized I couldn’t figure out how...