Bros Love to Post Hot Pics With Their Cousins on Instagram
I’m not one to care about what bros post on Instagram, because the content is usually the same. Either they show off their pong skills...
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I Didn’t Raise My Son to Wear Sunglasses on the Back of His Head Like Guy Fieri
Dear John, You had a happy childhood, right? As your mother, I did the very best I could to swaddle you and make you feel...
Tristan Thompson’s Cheating Scandal Made Me Go into Labor and I’m Not Even Pregnant
Something was off this week, ladies. While I might not be as in-tune with the eb and flow of the universe as a kombucha-drinker, I...
On Pencil Cases
In middle school, I didn’t need a banging resume, witty Instagram bio, or professional-yet-beautiful LinkedIn photo to let people know who I was. Heck, Instagram...
Spring Break Acceptance Speech
*Applause* *Whistles* *Shouts* Wow, thank you all so much. *Sheds a tear* You can stop clapping now. Actually don’t. *Winks* *Audience laughs* *Camera zooms towards...
QUIZ: Pen, Sneaker, or Condom?
Most people nowadays use their phones as crutches to avoid uncomfortable social situations. I could have done this too, as I tried to fill the...
It’s Not You, Brown. It’s Me.
cw: body image I wish I could navigate the JWW stairwell with the stealth and speed of a snow leopard, instead of feeling like a...
So You’re a Full-Time Student With a Full-Size Dog
Hey girl. What gives? I saw you on the Main Green last week during that is-it-too-good-to-be-true-yes-it-is warm day. You were hanging with your friends, rocking...
Thx Chad
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