Always Trust the Crust
As a first-year, I have the awesome privilege of living in a room on a Keeney hallway right near the building entrance. There’s a lot of...
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My Best Friend, Mac DeMarco
The lineup for Brown’s Spring Weekend has been released. People are understandably freaking out about Fetty Wap, Tinashe, and Mac DeMarco. Oh, Mac. Everyone who I...
The Unwelcome Visitor
I don’t know where he came from. He randomly popped into my life one day, and things were never the same. He had so much...
Getting Ghosted on Club Penguin
I recently watched Inside Out, which was a huge mistake for someone as nostalgic as I am. I cried through the entire movie while reflecting on...
A Chipotle/TeaLuxe Romance
Tealuxe Girl saw Chipotle Boy eating a bean burrito through the window. Chipotle Boy saw Tealuxe Girl drinking an herbal tea through the window. A...
A Love Letter to Oreos
My Dearest Oreos, Mine sweet sandwich cookies, words cannot express how much thou mean to me, but I must attempt, for mine own sake. I have only known...
The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway
While Winter Storm Jonas was wreaking havoc on the mid-Atlantic, I was living it up in Florida, specifically Disney World. Disney is the most wonderful...
Buying Guide: Gingerbread Houses
I consider myself a professional gingerbread house constructor. Definitely not professional enough for, say, a national competition, but I’d be lying if I told you I...
The Case of the Killer Chairs
Head Detective Tristan Oakes swatted away the yellow crime scene tape as he entered the Keeney dorm room. It was a horrible sight, unlike anything...
A Comprehensive Analysis of Carrel Writings at the Rock
Whenever I’m studying at a carrel in the Rock, I make sure to read everything people have written on it. I choose a different carrel every time,...