Ask Me About My Leg Hair
Halloween is over, and normally I would be bummed. While early fall is marked by mild weather, vibrant leaves, and spooky festivities, the latter half...
Posts by caitdorman:
The Haunted Outdoors: Beware
This year, as always, countless people will flock to houses that are decorated with orange and black (not to be confused with Orange is the New...
F@*& the Pill
Since the ripe age of 12, I have been very concerned with the possibility of accidental pregnancy. When I say accidental pregnancy, I bet you’re...
Dear Sci-Fi, Where Are All the Men-Bots?
I really like Science Fiction movies. They are thrilling, intellectually engaging, and kind of sexy, because they allow me to envision a future in which...
Killing the Mood
There are a number of phrases you can say in the bedroom to kill the mood. Most of them probably involve your parents. However, there...
The “Upper East Side” revisited
I’ve done a bad thing. I was bored, I was alone, I was feeling frisky… and I started to binge watch Gossip Girl. I watched...
PSA: Being Single is Not Horrible
As senior year looms in front of us, and the beautiful memories of study abroad fade behind us, a lot of my friends are newly...
Interrupting People
Where I come from, interrupting someone is the highest form of flattery. All of my family holidays are loud, boisterous events where everyone is shouting...
Shouldn’t Have Tabbed That
As a twenty-year-old in America, I fully appreciate the figure of speech: “so close you can taste it”. Three months from my 21st birthday, I...
It’s Going Down, I’m Yelling Tinder
I downloaded Tinder last weekend, and my phone is burning up! Seriously, I have an Android, and this app takes up so much battery; my...