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Venn Diagram of People Who Put Toddlers in Q’Anon Costumes and People Who Say Kids “Couldn’t Possibly Know They’re Gay Yet” Actually Just a Circle.

Posted on October 29, 2020October 29, 2020 by Ari Brown

She was adamant that while she is not homophobic, she does not believe a child could possibly know he was gay until he was “at...

Incest Incense: Seven Candles That Will Remind You of the Time You Fucked Your Brother

Posted on October 20, 2020October 22, 2020 by Ari Brown

This ultra popular Yankee Candle gets 4.4 out of 5 stars on Amazon and smells just like that super hot, tumultuous, will-they-won't-they sibling relationship that...

Professor Figures She Can Skip 9am and Watch Lecture Capture Just This Once

Posted on October 13, 2020October 13, 2020 by Ari Brown

"We’ve all skipped our fair share of classes to watch Lecture Capture in bed, so I honestly can’t blame her.”

10 Colors that Prove Nail Polish is the New Men’s Deodorant

Posted on October 2, 2020October 2, 2020 by Ari Brown

It’s a truth universally acknowledged that men’s deodorants have some of the most cringeworthy, outlandish scent names in existence. Scents like Wolfthorn, Power Rush, Phoenix, Ice...

What Your Favorite On/Off Campus Coffee Shop Says About You

Posted on February 20, 2020February 20, 2020 by Ari Brown

Your favorite coffee shop says a lot more about you than you might think.

The Five (Jewish) Love Languages

Posted on February 9, 2020February 9, 2020 by Ari Brown

In 1992, Marriage Counselor Gary Chapman published The Five Love Languages, which outlines the five different ways in which love can be expressed and received. The...

An Intimate Look Inside the Diary of a Cereal Addict*

Posted on October 20, 2019October 20, 2019 by Ari Brown

I’m definitely eating a lot of Lucky Charms lately, but it’s only because sorting the marshmallows from the cereal is a lot more fun than...

Five Books Every White Feminist Should Lie about Having Read

Posted on October 1, 2019October 10, 2019 by Ari Brown

The Awakening is considered one of the first feminist books and is way ahead of its time in many regardsThe Sparknotes version is a terrific...

I’m pretty sure I just figured out what the hell is going on with the Austin & Ally boys.

Posted on April 22, 2019April 22, 2019 by Ari Brown

“I’m Ross Lynch from Austin & Ally, and you’re not watching Disney Channel anymore.”

A First Year’s Advice on Eating at the Ratty

Posted on April 1, 2019April 2, 2019 by Ari Brown

Just because you put some french fries in a bowl, toss a slice of American cheese on top, and pour on some gravy doesn’t mean...