Bowling Shoes Seek Long-Term Relationship
Though they have already been worn by an estimated 400 people, the classic red, white, and blue eco leather pair is hopeful that a special...
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Report: Skinny Baby Does Not Pass the Vibe Check
Skinny baby does not pass the vibe check, according to a new study
A Review of “Red: (Taylor’s Version)” But Only The Songs About Me
There is nobody on this Earth more qualified to review this album than me. Except Scooter Braun.
Six Items Outside Keeney You Can Sell to Nostalgia on Wickenden
If you remove the long blonde strands, Nostalgia will happily sell it in their accessories section on the ground floor.
OP-ED: I’m a Shop(ping period)-aholic. This is my story.
Though I have no intention to take any of these courses, I am at ease knowing I am now guaranteed a precious spot in them,...
Five Hobbies to Pick up and Then Drop When You’re Not Immediately Good at Them
Many people find that actually working to improve at various crafts is a lot less satisfying than just being immediately good at it.
PoliSci Professor Excited to Tell Class Etymology of “Gerrymandering” for Third Time This Semester
“I mean, come on, Governor Elbridge Gerry drawing a salamander-shaped district so he could keep Republicans in power in Massachusetts? It doesn’t get more riveting...
I’m Tired of Teaching Men to Fish, So I’m Teaching Them to Use Grubhub Instead
Teaching a man to fish, although very noble, is an exhausting – not to mention costly – task.
Local Perv Drinking Cow’s Milk
“We always have soy, oat, almond, cashew, pea, hemp, flax, coconut, and rice milk options on hand, but never cow!”
Advice to the Burgeoning Activist: Change Your Venmo Settings to Public
It’s clear that it's not fulfilling enough to simply be altruistic. You must ensure that the world knows you are altruistic.