Back-to-School Shoppers Anonymous
by Annie Warner I don’t have an addiction; I wouldn’t even call it a problem. I can stop anytime I want; I did stop. I’m...
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A Beginner’s Guide to Writing: The Crime Procedural
I know why you’re here. You’re here because you want to create a big-budget, smash-hit TV show and so you logically came here to this...
The 25 Best Things
Judging by the thousands of Buzzfeed links on my Facebook timeline, lists are big right now. We here at The Rib like to give the people what they...
The Seven Wonders of the College World
1.) The Eternal Load of Laundry: A striking mix of dingy whites and colors that occupies an annoyingly large space in the corner of every dorm...
One Graph To Rule Them All
In a quest to graph my life, I have stumbled across the one that exemplifies most of my daily experiences. This graph demonstrates a sense of...
The Rise of the Booty
If you have listened to any amount of popular music lately, you’ve noticed a phenomenon I like to call “the rise of the booty.” There...
Social Media Schadenfreude
social media schadenfreude: noun, the act of deriving pleasure from the social media-broadcasted failings of others. At this point, Facebook solely serves a healthy dose...
Ambiguously Accurate Horoscopes
I have a confession to make: I consistently check my horoscope. (I also have another confession to make: I’m not super sure what celebrity is...
5 Childhood Fears That Remain Scary Today
5. Eighth graders: When I was a child, eighth graders were scary because they were bigger than I and they used swear words. Now, eighth...
The Perils of Uber: Warnings, Woes and Worst-Case Scenarios
Using the popular app, Uber, defies every warning and common sense rule drilled into my head as a child. First of all, you must willingly get into...