Never Have I Ever Wanted to Play “Never Have I Ever”
I am at some social gathering and we end up playing “Never Have I Ever.” How this evening took a turn in this direction, I...
Posts by allisongreenberg:
Watching the Bachelor Ironically and Non-ironically Loving It
Warning: Spoiler Alerts (don’t read if you don’t want to find out that Jade posed nude for Playboy. Sorry! Please don’t hurt me! I didn’t...
Is it Bad That….
It’s more than a little alarming when you realize that certain things you perceived as normal – like sleeping with a baby blanket – are actually...
What It’s Like To Have A Perfect Sibling
The famous Hannah Montana once said, “Nobody’s perfect. I got to work it. Again and again ‘til I get it right.” First off, I would...
50 Thoughts I Had While Watching The Super Bowl
1. Alright! 2. Here we go! 3. Sports! 4. Football! 5. I’m actually going to try to pay attention to the game this time....
What Your Fortune Cookie is Really Trying to Tell You
Thanksgiving is a time to give thanks for all the food my family consumes over the five-day break. So of course this family reunion called for...
Why Dogs Are the True BAE (Sorry Cat Lovers)
I can’t help but be biased when it comes to dogs. I love them, from their button noses to their floppy ears. What’s not to...
Apology Letter to My Future Children
To my future offspring, Hello. It’s your mother. Right now, I’m a young, vibrant, spunky nineteen-year-old – or at least that’s what I write whenever...
50 Thoughts That Go Through My Mind When I Realize My Crush Has Read Receipts on His Phone (aka The Curse of iMessage)
1. Oh. 2. He has read receipts. 3. Why does he have them on? 4. Maybe he doesn’t realize you can turn them off. 5....
Texts from Mothers, As Told by My Mother
Now that I’m at college, my mother and I use texting (sometimes Facebook chat…. yes I know, she’s so hip) as our main source of...