On Taking a Class With Your Brother
Now I know I have mentioned my brother several times on this publication – e.g.: he’s the perfect child and now he’s attending the same college as...
Posts by allisongreenberg:
Straight Outta Pinterest
There is no better feeling than taking Sharpie to canvas. I don’t feel anything but existential bliss when my gold marker glides perfectly along the...
DAAAAAAMN Daniel, You’re Way Too Young
I’ll admit it. I hopped right on the band wagon of the viral Internet sensation, “Damn Daniel.” I found the whole premise funny: strategically filming...
A Harry Potter Late Bloomer
Snuggled in my bed in my bunk at camp, I struggled to grasp the dynamic sexual awakenings of four teenage girls in The Sisterhood of...
Learning the Truth From Mother and Father Dearest
There’s always that one song your whole family loves. You grew up listening to that song in your dad’s car while running errands, at family...
A Star is Born
Even though I’m a celebrity now, I’m still the same old Allie Greenberg. My career has taken off after my breakout interview with WJAR NBC...
My Winter Break in South Africa: A Story Told by the Penguins of Boulder Beach
I was lucky enough to go to South Africa this winter break to visit a friend I met on my gap year. And boy did we do...
A Spontaneous Decision For the Sake of Justin Bieber, Al Roker, and Me
There is one adjective that best describes me: nervous. I am an extremely nervous/uptight/anxious/fill-in-other-synonym-here person. I have an intense fear of the unknown; I need...
So You Really Want My Advice?
I can only give you advice on the following questions: Should I do laundry or just wear my bathing suit bottoms as underwear? Should I...
Ruined Dreams and Coffee Beans
I didn’t think he even noticed me. I’m just an ordinary, regular girl who orders a skinny vanilla latte every morning. I go in to Starbucks only looking...