Temperature Snapchats: A Public Apology
Forgive me, for I have sinned. In my blind zeal, I have alienated all of my friends with temperature Snapchats. Over winter break, I...
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The Most #Relatable Buzzfeed Listicle Ever!!!!!!!!!!
ZOMG a listicle that literally ANYONE can #relate to. PLZ share on Facebook if u r 12 years old, or share via email with all of...
Dentist Drama
As most of us college students know, winter break is a time for self-care, paid for by mom. For about a month, I get to look...
Vineyard Vines: A Nautical Nightmare
Over break, I traveled to a strange land of pure New England prep. Coming from a culture of swim trunks and bro tanks on the...
For the Love of Gravy, Stop Playing Christmas Music Before Thanksgiving
To the people who play Christmas music before Thanksgiving, First of all, how dare you? The rest of us have the maturity and discipline to...
Reincarnation aka Can I Be Reborn as Beyoncé?
Upon learning about reincarnation during a world religions class in high school, I imagined what hideous crimes I must have committed in my past life to...
Hey Asshole, Stop Whoring Out Puppies
by Allie Tsuchiya Calling all assholes! Looking for a great new advertising strategy to promote your business? Well, look no further: Random-Middle-Aged-Private-Driver who I met...
A Guide to Backpacks in College
As a child, shopping for school supplies was always one of my guilty nerd pleasures. An array of folders begging to be decorated with stickers,...
Dorm Room Trick-or-Treating
One fateful Sunday night in October, Halloween-Eve-Eve-Eve-Eve, my most devoted friends and I ventured out into the eerie, fluorescent dorm lighting on a mission...
Professor Fight Club: The New New Curriculum
Perched atop College Hill, we here at Brown University pride ourselves on our liberal approach to learning and academia. We don’t just offer the typical...