People Who Throw Spaghetti Against the Wall to See if it’s Done
There are three big things that I remember seeing in the movies before I saw them in real life: sex, communion, and throwing spaghetti against...
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I Analyzed the Flag Animations on the Google Docs/Sheets/Slides/Forms Landing Page for No Reason and Now You’re Gonna Hear All About It
Abstract: Ever wanted to dig deep into the nitty gritty details of an advertisement and see if it just falls into pieces? This project does...
Catfished: Lumiere Was Hotter as a Candle
Beauty and the Beast is a controversial children’s movie about Stockholm Syndrome where man lies with man, woman lies with beast, and inanimate objects lie...
I Can’t Believe It’s Prime! 5 Fun Things to Buy with Your Squad 2020 Amazon Gift Card that Will Help You Forget You’re a Snitch
Squad 2020 is a survey open to first-year Brown University students with questions about their drug and alcohol use as well as that of their friends....
How Likely Are You to Acknowledge the F*cking Lifeguard?
They see you, but do you see them? Turns out the likelihood that you are aware of the lifeguard is in fact a function of...
Conning Google AdChoices into Thinking I’m a Saucy Woman that Can Seduce Paul Ryan.
Google AdChoices isn’t about who you are, it’s about who you want to be. And I want to be a saucy woman that can seduce...
We Know What Kind of Rich People Sex You Have Based on Your Canada Goose Jacket
Don’t ask how; we just ~know~ PBI Chilliwack Bomber: Uninspired cowgirl after he’s had a long day out on the yacht. Chelsea Parka: Some spontaneous...
I Hate Kids
The thing that freaks me out about kids is that they’re pretty transparent. You can tell if they are lying and you can tell if...
7 Things at Brown That Are a Better Investment Than You, Apparently
Unfortunately, we cannot offer you any additional funds for the 2016-2017 award year. The committee has determined that these seven things are a better investment...
It Came to Me in a Dream
Have you ever had those dreams where all of your teeth fall out? Where you’re flying? Being chased by something? Have you ever had those...