Allie Arnold – THE RIB OF BROWN

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Hey, Uh, So We Let the Intern Write a Music Review and He Went a Little Crazy with the Metaphors

Posted on December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 by Allie Arnold

Inspired loosely by this (absolutely wild) review of Dent May’s album in Paste Where to begin with Chopper Price’s new Album? It’s classic, but it...

October Horoscopes to Rustle Your Jimmies

Posted on October 23, 2019October 23, 2019 by Allie Arnold

c'mon now...come close. learn the truth even if it scares it you

Lucky For You, That’s What Bruno Mars Likes. Here’s What Happened to the Ones Who Weren’t So Lucky

Posted on October 7, 2019October 7, 2019 by Allie Arnold

Here are their names. These are their stories. Lest we forget.

9 Bad, Minimalist, Instagram-Worthy Poems From Spring Weekend

Posted on April 29, 2019April 29, 2019 by Allie Arnold

I promise I'm not trying to make fun of Rupi Kaur. Her poems are fine, and you all need to grow up. This is just...

Teacher Just Asked You to Read Aloud in Front of the Class. How Hard Do You Go?

Posted on February 5, 2019February 5, 2019 by Allie Arnold

"Whatever you do, just don’t go so hard as to pronounce 'winged' as 'wing-ed.' Then it’s all over for you"

An Open Letter to Boys Who Buckle the Top Strap on Their Backpacks

Posted on November 14, 2018 by Allie Arnold

Dear boys who buckle the top strap on their backpacks, Listen up (and don’t buckle up): you–galavanting around with your top backpack strap buckled like...

I’m Not Like Other Girls; I Have an Extremely Rare Condition that Makes Extra Bones Grow in My Head

Posted on October 11, 2018October 11, 2018 by Allie Arnold

See, most guys want a skinny blond girl with rich parents, designer clothes, flawless makeup, and the normal amount of bones in her head. Girls...

Pipe Being Laid All Over Brown University Campus

Posted on May 4, 2018 by Allie Arnold

BROWN UNIVERSITY, home of the bears, the books bound in skin, and the children of the rich and famous, has just started work on a...

The Brown Health Services Building Makes Me Feel Like a Mischievous Little Prep School Boy

Posted on April 4, 2018April 4, 2018 by Allie Arnold

I may be a college-age woman who went to a public, co-ed high school with no school uniform and no framed paintings of 18th century...

We’re Obsessed With This Liquid Lipstick Collection Inspired by the Morrill Land-Grant Act of 1862

Posted on April 21, 2017September 6, 2017 by Allie Arnold

The. Wait. Is. Over. After six torturous months, we’ve finally got our hands on them. And we’re never letting go. In case you haven’t heard/...