How Do You Like Your Eggs?
Egg and sperm donation are some of the only situations in this world that I’d be willing to call entirely “win-win.” If you donate,...
Posts by alimacleod:
Pulling It Off
Last week, I woke up late for class. Actually, scratch that, I woke up on time for class, got ready, decided I had time to...
10 Things That Are Super Cute (And Totally Shouldn’t Be)
1. Those tiny forks you get at fancy restaurants. Holy hell, it’s tiny. Why? Why is it so tiny? What food could possibly exist that...
The Top 5 iPhone Games Reviewed (By Someone With An Injured Thumb)
A few days ago, I injured my thumb by slamming it into a refrigerator door in a fistfight defending my honor. A few minutes after...
Dorm Room Crafts: Valentine Edition
When I was younger, my favorite part of any Valentine’s Day (besides stuffing myself with so many chocolates that I’d inevitably vomit) was arts and...
Doing Questionable Things on Your Laptop in Public: A How-To Guide
Step one: Determine the exact nature of your dubious activity, and use your better judgement to decide whether you can pull it off outside of...
The Best Unconventional Compliments (I’ve Actually Received)
If you’re like me, you’re often the most unremarkable person in a group of people who are very, very easy to compliment. “Oh, Maggie, are...
Brown Bingo
Sick of roaming Wriston in the hopes of finding a decent frat party? Tired of the same old Thayer street restaurants, shops, and panhandles? Searching for a fresh and...
Panties in a Bunch: A Scale of Rage
“Dammit,” I said, pulling a staticky lump of fabric from the dryer. “I knew this was going to happen.” “What?” a friend replied from behind...
Halloween Costumes: The Morning After
You’ve polished off the bag of candy corn your mom sent you. You’ve slept off your hangover. You’ve flipped your puppy-of-the-month calendar from the chihuahua...