Getting a little sick and tired of the materialistic emphasis of the classic 12 Days of Christmas lyrics? Confused about what lactose intolerant folks are supposed to do with 8 maids a milking?? Are you wanting to rejoice about the things true love should really give instead? Break out these lyrics then!
On the first day of Christmas my true love helped me see,
How smart and quick I can be.
On the second day of Christmas my true love helped me see,
Unselfish love,
And how smart and quick I can be.
On the third day of Christmas my true love helped me see,
Non-whiny men,
Unselfish love,
And how smart and quick I can be.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love helped me see,
My voice be heard,
Non-whiny men,
Unselfish love,
And how smart and quick I can be.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love helped me see,
Loving more than things,
My voice be heard,
Non-whiny men,
Unselfish love,
And how smart and quick I can be.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love helped me see,
Hearts aren’t for playing,
Loving more than things,
My voice be heard,
Non-whiny men,
Unselfish love,
And how smart and quick I can be.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love helped me see,
Grins come from each phone ding,
Hearts aren’t for playing,
Loving more than things,
My voice be heard,
Non-whiny men,
Unselfish love,
And how smart and quick I can be.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love helped me see,
A queen needs no king,
Grins come from each phone ding,
Hearts aren’t for playing,
Loving more than things,
My voice be heard,
Non-whiny men,
Unselfish love,
And how smart and quick I can be.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love helped me see,
Pure sweet romancing,
A queen needs no king,
Grins come from each phone ding,
Hearts aren’t for playing,
Loving more than things,
My voice be heard,
Non-whiny men,
Unselfish love,
And how smart and quick I can be.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love helped me see,
Freedom from creeping,
Pure sweet romancing,
A queen needs no king,
Grins come from each phone ding,
Hearts aren’t for playing,
Loving more than things,
My voice be heard,
Non-whiny men,
Unselfish love,
And how smart and quick I can be.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love helped me see,
Eyes and cheeks don’t need wiping,
Freedom from creeping,
Pure sweet romancing,
A queen needs no king,
Grins come from each phone ding,
Hearts aren’t for playing,
Loving more than things,
My voice be heard,
Non-whiny men,
Unselfish love,
And how smart and quick I can be.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love helped me see,
Better times coming,
Eyes and cheeks don’t need wiping,
Freedom from creeping,
Pure sweet romancing,
A queen needs no king,
Grins come from each phone ding,
Hearts aren’t for playing,
Loving more than things,
My voice be heard,
Non-whiny men,
Unselfish love,
And how smart and quick I can be.
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