- Cutting people off
In traffic and mid-sentence. I am a bad driver and have ADHD so it’s not my fault.
- Not replacing toilet paper/leaving one square
If you don’t check the toilet paper before you go that’s your fault.
- Ghosting
I’m not ghosting, I’m setting boundaries. Consider yourself lucky I was interested at all.
- Walking in a line with my friends blocking the whole sidewalk
I’m a good friend and don’t want to leave anyone out.
- Murder
- Correcting grammar
I love correcting other people’s grammar because I love being right. I hate when other people correct my grammar because I hate being wrong.
- Going on my phone while you’re talking to me
Again, I have ADHD. Playing Subway Surfers while you’re talking to me actually helps me listen better.
- Buying fast fashion
It’s fine if I do it just this once. I promise I only buy fast fashion if it’s something I look really good in.
- Leaving a tiny bit of juice in the carton
I didn’t finish it so it’s not my responsibility to throw it out.
- Showing up late
I have time blindness. Also time blindness is not a real thing unless I’m using it as an excuse for why I’m late.
- Talking during a movie
My commentary is usually insightful or funny.
- Parking poorly
Listen, I’m in between the lines technically.
- Not responding to texts
I forgot 🙁
- Sending voice notes instead of texts
Typing takes effort so I prefer to send voice memos. It’s not okay when other people do this though because what if I’m in public without headphones and can’t listen to your funny story?
- Gossiping
It’s not gossiping if it’s true and I keep it a hunna.
- Talking about myself the entire time during a conversation
I don’t keep a diary so how else am I supposed to get it out?
- Flirting with someone to boost my ego
I’m just building up my confidence!
- Holding onto grudges for years
I swear they probably deserve it.
- Slacking on a group project
Whenever I do this, it’s only if I make the project worse, so you should be grateful for my self-awareness.
- Taking food from someone else’s plate without asking
If you get fries with your meal and I don’t you should see it coming.