This year’s Valentine’s Day may get swept under the rug because of more pressing global emergencies. However, I would still like a few simple things. I’m a chill, simple girl with chill, simple needs, so that’s why all I’m asking for this Valentine’s Day is a relaxed home-cooked dinner, a smooch to top it off, and if we get to it, like, if we want to talk about it which we totally don’t have to do, like, I don’t really care since it’s not a big deal lol, what are we?
No one gets it more than I do that there is so much going on in the world right now. That’s why I’m not looking for anything too extravagant come Valentine’s. I’m really not asking for anything over-the-top or complicated! I would happily settle for a simple sheet-pan chicken dinner and a box of chocolates and maybe a dozen roses but even that is absolutely optional. I don’t need much! But also like, it’s our third date and Valentine’s Day so I guess what I’m trying to say is what does this make us? Like if your friends asked you about us what would you call me?? Who am I to you???
Really though, I don’t care what we end up doing the day of. Honestly I haven’t even made plans or anything like that yet, that’s how little I’m thinking about it. I don’t even know when Valentine’s Day is! I mean, if you wanted to chef me up a meal, I would literally be so floored! That would even be too much for this low-maintenance girl. It’s really just so easy to date me, but you know that! Because we’re dating (?) Sure, I’ll be the one buying, prepping, and assembling the meal, but even if you only load the dishwasher afterwards, that would make me the happiest girl(friend?) alive. Because you’re my boyfriend? And this is a relationship?
Haha, literally no pressure to let me know but also like, haha, you do have my father’s blessing lol, but like only if you want it lol and it’s totally chill if you see me as a slab of meat, the offer still stands lmao please oh god let me know lol haha lmao