The Rib Acquires SJP Through Auction Bid
No—not Sarah Jessica Parker, we're upset too
Now I Know How Joan of Arc Felt: I Got a Bad Bob
Claire, it's French.
10 Costumes So Politically Correct, Even Your Wokest Friends Will Be Impressed
Every year, white people never cease to amaze me with the offensiveness of their Halloween costumes. Like seriously, who raised you? Just remember: no dressing...
Athlete Wearing 8 Against Hate Shirt Definitely Says the R-Word
The pieces just write themselves I swear.
Brown Corporation Commits to Maintaining University Neutrality by Jamming Fingers in Ears and Going “LALALALA”
What was that about funding genocide? WE CAN’T HEAR YOU!
REI Launches New Encampment Line
Here at REI, we’ve been overjoyed to see so many young people expressing their love for errr…camping, which is why we’re thrilled to announce our...
Provost Says “Tents When Celebrating Weed Holiday Good, Tents When Protesting Genocide Bad”
In a new statement, the Brown University Provost decreed that pitching a tent on the Main Green to celebrate 4/20 is “dope” and “totally chill”,...
CPax’s Dog Speaks (Barks) Out on Divestment!
Free Palestine? Woof woof. Fuck them kids.
So, You’re The Only They/Them In Your Gender Studies Section
Are you afraid of ghosts? Spiders? Talking to people tabling on the Main Green? If so, beware. I am going to tell a tale that...
Senior Dies of Too Much Nostalgia
If you thought the intermingling of covid, the flu, mono, freshman dorm chlamydia, and all the other miscellaneous diseases circulating through the campus atmosphere was...