Now I Know How Joan of Arc Felt: I Got a Bad Bob
Claire, it's French.
Breaking: Hawk Tuah Girl Declares Support for Ecoterrorism
“The Unabomber had a point,” she said on the latest episode of the Talk Tuah podcast.
Yeah, Drugs Are Good, But Have You Ever Tried Quoting Andrea Dworkin at a BTEAM Meeting?
With cuffing season on the horizon and the imminent decoupling of every one of your friends pumping sweat and libido into the air, it’s easy...
God is a Woman: Creep from High School Now Bald
Checkmate, atheists!
My Advice For Neurotypicals Struck By the Adderall Shortage
please, sir, may I have some more?
Athlete Wearing 8 Against Hate Shirt Definitely Says the R-Word
The pieces just write themselves I swear.
Bad Luck Babe! On Turning 13 on Friday the 13th
Shoutout to Taylor Swift for making 13 cool again, and fuck you Taylor Swift for making everyone think I am copying you!
Senior Dies of Too Much Nostalgia
If you thought the intermingling of covid, the flu, mono, freshman dorm chlamydia, and all the other miscellaneous diseases circulating through the campus atmosphere was...
Brown U Nurse Suggests Potion Made of “Draught of Elderberrie,”a “Prettie Quantitie of Lobſter Shell” and a “Unicorne’s Horne, if Thou Cans’t Find it”
A handy recipe for your back to school flu.
So! You Took the Bit Too Far!
Hey girl boss! That was hard to watch!