Athlete Wearing 8 Against Hate Shirt Definitely Says the R-Word
The pieces just write themselves I swear.
Brown U Nurse Suggests Potion Made of “Draught of Elderberrie,”a “Prettie Quantitie of Lobſter Shell” and a “Unicorne’s Horne, if Thou Cans’t Find it”
A handy recipe for your back to school flu.
Back off Ladies, That was MY Boyfriend in the Inflatable Garfield Suit
I know you all wanted a piece of that fine, orange ass. I heard your whistles when he walked by, your rawrs. I felt your...
“The Golden Bachelor” Causes Spike in Crushes on Ancient Professors
He's sexy AND old!
Student Whose Phone Went off in “Absolute Quiet Room” Escorted Away by Men in Suits, Now Missing for 7 Days
Last Tuesday, freshman Ann Oing went missing. She was last spotted in the “Absolute Quiet Room” of the John D. Rockefeller library. Witnesses to the...
A Day OFF College Hill
Sidewalks are swarmed, the Main Green is mobbed, and Faunce is filled to the brim. This can only mean one thing: ADOCH. I think I...
‘Avatar: The Way of Water’ Exposed as a Cheap ‘Barbie: Mermaidia’ Rip-off
Disappointed, but not surprised.
An Exploration of the Many Facets of Capital
Have you ever thought to yourself, “I love capital, but it seems so rudimentary. So simplistic. So… single-faceted?? If you have, you apparently are not...
Classics Concentrator Teaches Tinder Date About Oedipus
I could literally hear Freud cackling in his grave.
“Annie’s Friend’s friends”, Ep. 6 (pt 3)
Whether you're hairy from head to your toes, or are smooth like a dolphin with no hair that grows you are sexy and perfect and...