1. Alright!
2. Here we go!
3. Sports!
4. Football!
5. I’m actually going to try to pay attention to the game this time.
6. Fuck yeah!
7. The nachos are here!
8. The art of the perfect nacho.
9. Just the right amount of beans.
10. So much cheese!
11. Dollop the guac on.
12. Throw some jalapeños on top.
13. A true masterpiece.
14. Shit, what did I miss!
15. Okay just the coin toss.
16. Damn Tommy Brady looking good!
17. Show them what you’re made of, babe!
18. Whatever happened to his UGG ads?
19. Let’s bring those back!
20. Tom Brady is the only guy that can actually rock MUGGs.
21. MUGGs = Man Uggs.
22. Patent Pending.
23. Gotta make sure I write that one down under good ideas!
24. These nachos are seriously banging.
25. I don’t eat nachos enough.
26. Didn’t one of the Pats go to Brown?
27. That’s so impressive he’s in the NFL.
28. What was his concentration?
29. I’ll google it later.
30. Oh! They’re running now.
31. What the fuck is happening.
32. I don’t see the ball.
33. I would hate to play football.
34. Why do they even call it football?
35. Only the kicker touches the football with his foot.
36. Hence the name kicker.
37. The British just have their shit together when it comes to naming sports, I guess.
38. Damn that dude is massive.
39. No wonder my mom never let my brother play football.
40. They scored?!
41. When did that even happen?
42. I looked away for like two seconds.
43. Okay, lady at the bar, keep it down.
44. No one on the field can hear you.
45. We get that you actually understand what’s happening on the TV right now.
46. Finally, a commercial break!
47. I can’t do this anymore.
48. Is Girls on tonight?
49. Damn, it’s not airing this week!
50. Fucking Super Bowl.
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