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“Listen When Others Give You Feedback,” says CoStar The Day Your Ex Calls You A Nasty Bitch 

“Listen When Others Give You Feedback,” says CoStar The Day Your Ex Calls You A Nasty Bitch 

Posted on March 8, 2026 by Emerson Rhodes
Do: Long Walks, Meditation, Forgiveness Don’t: Fight Back, Stand Up, Have Too Much Fun
Straight Woman Homophobia Getting Boring? Other Phobias You Can Adopt to Keep Things Fresh

Straight Woman Homophobia Getting Boring? Other Phobias You Can Adopt to Keep Things Fresh

Posted on March 8, 2026 by Anya Kaladeen
Homophobia is everywhere these days, and so are twinks, if straight women are to be believed. If you want to be at the cutting edge...
Which One of You Bitches Sold Us Out to the White Witch for Turkish Delights

Which One of You Bitches Sold Us Out to the White Witch for Turkish Delights

Posted on March 2, 2026 by Lily Coffman
I know it was one of you bitches. It’s the only explanation. The only feasible reason for two giant snowstorms in one month is that...
Oops! Snow Plowing Budget Spent on Andrews Bento Boxes

Oops! Snow Plowing Budget Spent on Andrews Bento Boxes

Posted on March 1, 2026 by Camilla Rodriguez
On February 23rd, the city of Providence received a record 37.9 inches of snow. Students across campus rejoiced after learning they would receive a snow...
Top 5 Cheap Spring Break Destinations… If You Start Walking Now

Top 5 Cheap Spring Break Destinations… If You Start Walking Now

Posted on February 23, 2026 by Gianna Rocchio
With Spring Break rapidly approaching, and the cost of flights reaching ridiculously expensive rates, it’s time we take matters into our own hands… or feet....

The Rib Marriage Pact: Your Last Resort for Finding Love

Posted on February 18, 2026 by Evelyn Harrison
Man Has Big Feelings, Must Be Love 

Man Has Big Feelings, Must Be Love 

Posted on February 14, 2026 by Gianna Rocchio
In recognition of Valentine’s day, I am here to remind us all of one of the shortcomings of straight male emotional processing: past a certain...
Build-A-Strap Workshop and Other Places to Take Your  Bisexual Boyfriend this Valentine’s Day

Build-A-Strap Workshop and Other Places to Take Your Bisexual Boyfriend this Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 14, 2026 by Morgan Anderson
I am legally obligated to disclose that this is an ad for Big Pegging.
Did you enjoy Heated Rivalry? Here are 5 totally real, legit queer shows to watch next!

Did you enjoy Heated Rivalry? Here are 5 totally real, legit queer shows to watch next!

Posted on February 13, 2026 by Reese Mischen
1. MerlinDo you like the enemies-to-lovers vibe of Heated Rivalry? Then you’ll love Merlin. Imagine if hockey were sword fighting, and only one of them...
Girl with Bangles Gives World’s Worst Handjob

Girl with Bangles Gives World’s Worst Handjob

Posted on December 12, 2025 by The Rib
Dating back to 2600 BCE Mesopotamia, bangles have been the ultimate feminine accessory: symbols of luck, beauty, and undeniable sexual energy. Their timelessness and versatility...

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