Man Admires Woman for Her Tight, Wet Intellect
“Her brain just drives me crazy!” Tag a man in the comments.
SJP Reinstated on Campus
After a controversial suspension, SJP returns to Brown.
Anti-DEI Legislation Ends Gendered Spaces—So Now I’m Rushing Lantern
Recent anti-DEI legislation has mandated the end of single-gendered student groups, citing Title IX and the 2023 affirmative action case as the legal foundation. The...
Trump Administration Hits Brown with $510 Million Funding Freeze, Rib of Brown Asks: Will there still be Milkshakes at Jo’s?
In its latest episode of “who the fuck asked for this?”, the Trump administration announced that it would be freezing $510 million in federal funding...
Pickleballer More Like Pickleholla-back Girl
an exposé article?
How to Avoid Getting Lice in Your 20-Person Spring Break Airbnb
With spring break coming up, I want to remind us all of the most dangerous threat that comes with unaccompanied college students drunkenly wandering the...
The British Are Coming! Spectrum Britain to Open on Thayer Street
Watch out, Thayer Street! Spectrum Britain is the hottest new retail sensation specializing in British culture. If Spectrum India’s assortment of Tibetan singing bowls, Buddha...
Faunce First Floor Restroom To Become Exclusive Berlin Nightclub, Bear-Ghain.
Have you ever used the women’s restroom on the first floor of Faunce? If your answer is ‘yes,’ then you’ve no doubt navigated the mysterious...
Report: Brown Noser Refuses to Accept Hot Applicants, Claims it Undermines Club’s Core Values
In a recent interview with the Brown Noser that definitely is not fabricated, the publication stated they will not accept any hot applicants because it...
Men May Have the Patriarchy but They Do Not Have Morning Skinny
With a certain presidency already off to a rocky start, let us find comfort in knowing that men may have the patriarchy, but they will...