How to Politely Avoid Eye Contact With Your Friend Whose Eyes Are So Blue and Scary They Look AI-Generated
In a world of many terrors, few things are as unsettling as a person whose eyes are so blue and striking they seem to come...
The Rib Acquires SJP Through Auction Bid
No—not Sarah Jessica Parker, we're upset too
Now I Know How Joan of Arc Felt: I Got a Bad Bob
Claire, it's French.
Breaking: Hawk Tuah Girl Declares Support for Ecoterrorism
“The Unabomber had a point,” she said on the latest episode of the Talk Tuah podcast.
Yeah, Drugs Are Good, But Have You Ever Tried Quoting Andrea Dworkin at a BTEAM Meeting?
With cuffing season on the horizon and the imminent decoupling of every one of your friends pumping sweat and libido into the air, it’s easy...
The Rib Endorses Ricky Zhong for President of the United States
Reject Red and Blue. Vote Brown.
A Love Letter to the 30,000+ Porn Bots in Our Comments
There's no one quite like you, babe
10 Things to Do Instead of Grad School, Because the Scariest Thing Is Your Future
Happy Halloween! Goblins, ghouls, graduate studies. Are you scared? Here are some safer, more palatable alternatives. You don’t need an MFA to write riddles that...
10 Costumes So Politically Correct, Even Your Wokest Friends Will Be Impressed
Every year, white people never cease to amaze me with the offensiveness of their Halloween costumes. Like seriously, who raised you? Just remember: no dressing...
God is a Woman: Creep from High School Now Bald
Checkmate, atheists!