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10 Things To Do In Your Boring Ass Town Over Winter Break That Aren’t Spiraling in Your Childhood Bedroom or Getting Mad At Your Mom For No Reason

Posted on December 20, 2024December 17, 2024 by Sophia Plaschke

All activities were tested by yours truly and are guaranteed super fun! I'm still gonna spiral in my childhood bedroom and get mad at my...

Things That Are Only Okay When I Do Them

Posted on December 12, 2024 by Sophia Plaschke

I'm just special!

What To Do If You’re Not Sure If You Saw a Football Team Fight Club Happening on the BioMed Terrace or If You Just Had a Weird Dream

Posted on December 10, 2024December 10, 2024 by Emerson Rhodes

I am Jack’s Enflamed Sense of Fear

BREAKING: The Democratic Party Releases New Lib-aru Car

Posted on December 6, 2024 by Kaitlyn Lucas

A Green New Wheel, so to speak.

Help! I Think My Roommate Is a Mermaid from the H2O: Just Add Water Universe!

Posted on November 25, 2024 by Daniella Coyle

By the way they avoid washing dishes, there's naur denying it.

How to Politely Avoid Eye Contact With Your Friend Whose Eyes Are So Blue and Scary They Look AI-Generated

Posted on November 20, 2024 by Sophia Plaschke

In a world of many terrors, few things are as unsettling as a person whose eyes are so blue and striking they seem to come...

The Rib Acquires SJP Through Auction Bid

Posted on November 18, 2024November 18, 2024 by Emerson Rhodes

No—not Sarah Jessica Parker, we're upset too

Now I Know How Joan of Arc Felt: I Got a Bad Bob

Posted on November 17, 2024 by Julien Griswold

Claire, it's French.

Breaking: Hawk Tuah Girl Declares Support for Ecoterrorism

Posted on November 11, 2024 by Indigo Mudbhary

“The Unabomber had a point,” she said on the latest episode of the Talk Tuah podcast.

Yeah, Drugs Are Good, But Have You Ever Tried Quoting Andrea Dworkin at a BTEAM Meeting?

Posted on November 6, 2024November 6, 2024 by Emerson Rhodes

With cuffing season on the horizon and the imminent decoupling of every one of your friends pumping sweat and libido into the air, it’s easy...